Jacob Prichard

"And then she done a BIG POO ON THE CARPET!" - '''Jacob Prichard, for the fifty billionth time. '''

Jacob is known for his neuro-visual condition which causes him to see poos on carpets out of his peripheral vision. He is also known for being absolutely extremely undeniably gorgeous, as well a little bit retarded. But that's okay, because Phoebe Montgomery thinks it's adorable. His other titles include "King of Exams" and "Mr Seabass".

In Regards To Phoebe Montgomery
They're these two people who do the most retarded, strange things. They drool on things. They occasionally lick each other's faces. They laugh at fart jokes. They think poo is funny. They sometimes spend hours just chatting about how they laugh at fart jokes and find poo funny. But that's just because they love each other, and when two strange people like this decide they love each other, sometimes spending a few hours being adorable little retards is the best thing that can be done.



Physical Description
He looks like an adorable retard, which he is. Go figure.

Personality
Okay. Imagine the most amazing, awesome person in the world. Yeah, just imagine that. Now times it by ten. Now you have Jacob Prichard. :D