Phoebe Montgomery


 * "Chris made a wiki? I'm on Chris' wiki? HEY! THERE'S NOTHING ON HERE ABOUT ME! Awww, you wrote stuff on everyone else. What, am I not special enough to be written about? You're a bad friend!" - Phoebe Montgomery to Chris Hubac moments after discovering this travesty.

"I pity the fool!" - Phoebe Montgomery

''"I'll be back... FOR LUNCH. Because I'm hungry. Geddit, guys? Guys?" - ''Some person who obviously isn't as awesome as Phoebe Montgomery.

Phoebe Montgomery is known for her stunning good looks, her immense intellectual capability and all-round amazingness LOL JKS she's actually just known for being very, very angry at many things. When Phoebe is not kicking ass and taking names, she can usually be found in the company of Jacob Prichard, a very snuggly and loveable individual who she refers to by the title of "super awesome fantastic boyfriend". Phoebe does not like that she had to write her own bio, and therefore Chris should feel sad.

Darker Essence: Emaculant Embrace

Physical Description
Kind of like some sort of person with a lot of fuzzy, longish brown hair. Some misguided boyfriendly people think this is "cute". Others refer to it as merely " deeply disturbing GORGEOUS".

Personality
She's big, mean and scary. There is no secret squishy cuddly part to her personality at all.

Special Abilities

 * She can fight off a bear with only a can of tuna, a hair scrunchie and a toilet plunger.
 * She can also make ice sculptures out of fire.
 * She is fluent in sarcasm.
 * If she stares at you too hard, your head will explode.

Relations
Phoebe has no biological parents. One day she just came to be, because she was a bit bored. It is thought that some person called God saw this and copied her.